It was bound to happen

Two atoms are walking down the street and one atom says to the other, "Wait a minute, I think I lost an electron." The other atom asks, "Are you sure?" to which the first atom responds, "Yes, I'm positive."

Far Side Favorite

Pictured is CrackedPot's favorite Far Side cartoon. I gave Sugar³ a boneless chicken ranch t-shirt for his birthday that he wore for years until it literally fell apart. Now it's a boat rag, so at least I get to chuckle when swabbing the decks.

"What's your sine?"

CrackedPot overheard this bad math pick-up line while at dinner the other night with Sugar³ and several of his math friends, "Can I get your integral because I want to know the area under your curve."

Perhaps the speaker would have had better luck with, "I don't have a perfect pick-up line that'll get you to take me home, but I can prove that one exists."

Or they could look here or here for inspiration.